and yet,

?   !   

perceiving, one heuristic at a time

"Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth"
Bill Hicks (via billhicks)

(Source: conshunce, via billhicks)

— 4 hours ago with 255 notes

Okay. Three, two, one… go!

(Source: stilinskis, via laughtime)

— 5 hours ago with 33972 notes
southrnbird:

theordinaryjd:

bleeding-art:

Yes… praise

I swore off Latin women after I got stabbed but she can get it raw lol

"I swore off Latin women after I got stabbed."

southrnbird:

theordinaryjd:

bleeding-art:

Yes… praise

I swore off Latin women after I got stabbed but she can get it raw lol

"I swore off Latin women after I got stabbed."

(Source: who-wants-tea, via mike----honcho)

— 5 hours ago with 6802 notes

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(via thepigwholived)

— 5 hours ago with 157208 notes
humansofnewyork:

When I began setting up the shot, it was just the boy on the tricycle. By the time I was ready to take the picture, it was this:

humansofnewyork:

When I began setting up the shot, it was just the boy on the tricycle. By the time I was ready to take the picture, it was this:

— 5 hours ago with 2982 notes

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via thepigwholived)

— 5 hours ago with 364873 notes
http://90sdefect.tumblr.com/post/93305060591/fallenangelflonne-aknowlee →

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my…

(Source: grovyle)

— 5 hours ago with 115265 notes
rameysaurus:

punwitch:

pokemon1208:

So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold           ”Z” + “C” (“alt” + “C” for mac) this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.
((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she watching me scroll through tumblr))

Holy fucking shit tumblr developers did something actually useful

^and failed to mention it to their users, rendering it useless until accidentally discovered by a toddler

rameysaurus:

punwitch:

pokemon1208:

So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold           ”Z” + “C” (“alt” + “C” for mac) this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.

((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she watching me scroll through tumblr))

Holy fucking shit tumblr developers did something actually useful

^and failed to mention it to their users, rendering it useless until accidentally discovered by a toddler

(via moonwalksaway)

— 5 hours ago with 115040 notes

scruffyqueer:

of course im pro-gay, i didnt practise this much to stay an amateur gay

(via moonwalksaway)

— 5 hours ago with 44268 notes
westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

(via moonwalksaway)

— 5 hours ago with 71988 notes
itswalky:

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

For a long confused moment I thought I had stumbled upon vending machine shaming.

itswalky:

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

For a long confused moment I thought I had stumbled upon vending machine shaming.

(via pencilcozy)

— 5 hours ago with 360081 notes

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse, via laughtime)

— 5 hours ago with 139712 notes