"When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise." -Anneliese Juergensen
"One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad."
In a world of cleavage windows and skintight pleather pants, one woman will fight crime with practicality! And then afterwards go to the grocery store and pick up some eggs!
(Credit to grapeykins for Practical Woman!)
How armor for women work.
This has been sent to me a ton lately, so I’ll just reblog this instead of making a new post. So that’s how it works. Magnets.
"Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there."