and yet,

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perceiving, one heuristic at a time

"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."
— 7 hours ago with 24402 notes

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via thedailylaughs)

— 1 day ago with 210510 notes
thefriendwiththeeyebrows:

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and look at these absolutely STUNNING Eva cosplayers at day 2 of Anime Expo today. They all three had the progressive knives, and their eyes lit up!! Hands down the greatest cosplay of the day!!!

thefriendwiththeeyebrows:

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and look at these absolutely STUNNING Eva cosplayers at day 2 of Anime Expo today. They all three had the progressive knives, and their eyes lit up!! Hands down the greatest cosplay of the day!!!

(via flowergirlrobichiko)

— 1 day ago with 1663 notes

i-effed-it-all-up:

people on this website need to learn how to correct uneducated people without being complete and total asswipes

like goddamn, some people need to be taught, not torn down

(via passionateless)

— 1 day ago with 45425 notes

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

(via flowergirlrobichiko)

— 1 day ago with 172060 notes

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

(via flowergirlrobichiko)

— 1 day ago with 6282 notes

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

image

my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl, via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 334503 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

(via toxicrants)

— 1 day ago with 129340 notes

hugablebear09:

lorrainelola:

My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh

Hahahaha omg these are amazing

(via passionateless)

— 1 day ago with 79526 notes

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via nkkasuya)

— 1 day ago with 723238 notes
"privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail."
judge mathis, speaking the truth (via spring1999)

(Source: warcrimenancydrew, via coolstoryfuckface)

— 1 day ago with 96619 notes

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 1 day ago with 368325 notes

thewanderingibis:

dannythequeerghost:

i-am-the-pizza-man:

thestoryso-near:

pepperwood-just-kiss-me:

gerard-you-little-shit:

What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical

That’s because he truly loves them and knows them

i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”

THE ONE IN THE 3RD GIF THAT STARTS CRYING HES SO DISTRAUGHT

Gru: Worst Super Villain Ever

I think you mean best super villain ever

(via thedailylaughs)

— 1 day ago with 527506 notes